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TuckleFear me if you dare. December 09 WarningThe N word is all over this song (which was written by John Lennon), but what a brave, beautiful song.
I just love me some Ben Lee.
November 26 uYou have a big heart and small ears.
If you listened more, we would get along a lot better.
I'm just sayin'. November 03 Sooo...Just wondering why there's a meat thermometer in the drawer of my bedside table............?
Maybe I've been cooking in my sleep? October 27 Hoping history doesn't rePEEtI have to go for my annual physical this week.
I sure hope I don't spill my urine sample on my pants like I did last year.
*fingers x'd* This Might Explain Why We're TogetherRob and I are having a conversation about what color scarf he should buy my mom, when he says "Guess what Helen Keller's favorite color was"
"What color?", I ask.
"Corduroy" he replies.
*silence*
He continues "You know, because it's bumpy like braille".
Sweet Fancy Moses, we're two of a kind! October 23 Well, that wasn't weird...More proof that my brain doesn’t work like anyone else’s brain:
Co-Worker: Hey! How about Smashing Pumpkins, eh?
Me: Yeah, I have some eggs rotting at home.
Co-Worker: *puzzled look*
---Awkward pause---
Co-Worker: Seriously?
Me: Totally. You have to get them a few weeks in advance and let them rot.
---Awkward pause---
Me: You know, so you can throw them at stuff on Halloween.
Co-Worker: Um, yeah…..I was talking about the band Smashing Pumpkins.
Zoinks! October 15 might as well ask for a unicorn for christmas...I'd like some sort of indication that things will be okay.
I've never been good at the whole faith thing, and I barely trust myself let alone whatever else is out there.
Gah. October 13 What didn't you do today?I just received the following email from Anti P, and it made me laugh;
Things I didn’t do today:
The first 2 I’m really proud of, the others are just icing on the cake. Here's what I didn't do today: 1. Go to the movies. 2. Open the mail. 3. Eat an apple. 4. Drive my car. I'm not particularly proud of any of that stuff. So, what didn't YOU do today?
September 28 Rivalling Chuck, are we? Oprah is so powerful that when she farts, people get better." – Craig Ferguson, illustrating the influence of the media mogul to Denis Leary, on The Late Late Show September 21 SoulshineBy Warren Haynes
When you can't find the light That guides you through a cloudy day When the stars ain't shining bright And it feels like you've lost your way When those candle light of home Burn so very far away Well you got to let your soul shine Just like my daddy used to say Chorus He used to say the soulshine It's better than sunshine It's better than moonshine Damn sure better than rain Hey now people don't mind We all get this way sometimes Got to let your soul shine Shine 'til the break of day I grew up thinkin' that i had it made Gonna make it on my own Life can take the strongest man And make him feel so alone Now and then i feel a cold wind Blowin' through my aching bones I think back to what my daddy said He said, boy, in the darkness before the dawn [chorus] Sometimes a man can feel this emptiness Like a woman has robbed him of his very soul A woman too, god knows, she can feel like this But hey, when your world seems cold You got to let your spirit take control |
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