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    August 07

    Potentially Embarrassing

    So, I've noticed this weird (potentially embarrassing) habit that I've adopted as of late:
    There are double doors into the women's washroom at work. By the time I'm thru the second door, I've already completely unzipped and unbuttoned my pants. Yesterday I reached the stall door with my thumbs at my hips, ready to drop trou, pantaloons visible. What.the.fug? I mean, seriously, what is wrong with me? You know what I look like? A toddler in the throes of potty training, trying to make it to the commode before letting loose my bladder.
     
    There are about 10 women who use the lavatory on my floor. Luckily no one has been in there to witness this particular brand of idiocy.
     
    Weeee!
    August 03

    Non-Conformist

     Note to self:
    Be like everyone else and don't give a snap.