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April 30 Maiden VoyageAnd so, here we are. My first blog entry. I hope you'll still respect me in the morning.
Having given this no forethought, I don't have a subject or even a train of thought lined up. So, I'll start by offering some deets:
1) I like pirates.
2) I think midgets are mysterious and lucky. If you're a midget and you're reading this--please accompany me whilst I buy a lottery ticket. If I win, I will give you your height in hundred dollar bills (hundred dollar bills to be laid end to end).
3) I work in the transportation industry.
4) I swear a fair bit.
5) I once fell under a car.
6) I once fell out of my apartment building.
7) I laugh at inappropriate things.
8) I baked a cheesecake yesterday.
9) I have a cat. She runs a meth lab with a guy named Lonnie.
10) I think Trident gum that comes in the light blue package tastes like Band-aids. I have never actually tasted Band-Aids, but that gum tastes like what I imagine them to taste like.
11) I watch American Idol. Every g.d. week, my sister calls be just when the show starts, just to piss me off. It works.
12) I have never peed outside.
13) I think Anderson Cooper (CNN news anchor) is sexy. He's probably gay.
14) I think George W Bush is an idiot. A chimp could do a better job.
15) Sometimes, I wish on stars.
I'm sure you're all (and by all, I mean no one, prolly) on the edge of your seats, hoping for more bon mots from me....be patient, my pretties!
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