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March 29

Hey Crazy, wanna go on a road trip?

DMB announced their tour today. Sadly, no T.O. show...I am supremely disappointed. BUT, they will be in Chicago 7/8, and coincidentally, so will I!!! Can we go, Rob? PLEEEEEEAAASE???

Crazy, look who's opening for DMB:

With Pete Yorn
Mon / Aug 20 / Blossom Music Center / Cuyahoga Falls, OH
Wed / Aug 22 / Riverbend Music Center / Cincinnati, OH
Thu / Aug 23 / DTE Energy Music Theatre/ Clarkston, MI

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cincinnati isn't that far, we could drive....

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Coiff

I am tempted to get my hair cut off on Saturday.

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March 27

Finally

My passport arrived today.

This means I can go to exotic Green Bay, WI in a few weeks.

More importantly, it means I can go to Chicago.

Watch out, America!

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WATCHOUT

I HAVE NO EFFING DESIRE TO WORK TODAY, YOU HEAR ME? NONE. ZIPPO. NADA.

What I do want to do is be somewhere other than here, with someone other than these people I'm with.

>GRUMBLE<

Farck.

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March 25

Dog the Bounty Hunter...

is on tv right now. Is anyone else mesmerized by Beth's absolutely stunning boobage? Jimmy, just have a look even tho you don't like boobage, okay? Those are some freakin laaaaaarge hoots.

Do you think they're real?

Do you think she has nips the size of dinner plates?

Do you think she has to wear a reinforced steel bra 24/7?

This is the kind of stuff that keeps me up at night.

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March 24

Fun Squad Night Out

someone should tell me step-by-step how to imbed photos. i am not that smrt.

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March 23

Things

There are things I hope for

and things I wish for,

but you are one of the only things

I pray for.

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...

I hate this song*, but I like this line:

Why don't you like me without making me try?

Interesting, no? Darklight, I thought you'd like it.

* 'Grace Kelly' by Mika.

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March 20

Blurp

I haven't disappeared (sorry about your luck), I've been otherwise occupied.

Or, I'm too impatient to post.

Choose your own adventure.

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March 13

Alright already

Since I am the last damned person on the planet to get on FACEBOOK, and my sister has been buggin me for weeks to get on there, hurry up and add me as a friend, bitches.

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These are the only examples I can think of right now...

Things The Receptionist Has Said To Me

(the Receptionist is 60 years old, and sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire)

Are you on the Pill?
Are you going to marry him?
I just took a poop that would make a trucker proud.
Those jeans make your ass look better.
Your perfume is making me sick….but I have asthma, all perfume makes me sick. Yours is especially heinous.
I disgusted myself last night---do NOT ask me what I did.
Your hair looks SO much better like that. The other way made you look like you were dead.
Are you constipated?
Why don’t you have a baby? Hurry up.
(When I told her Rob was coming for the weekend) You’re going to be shagging all weekend, you dirty cow. You’ll barely be able to walk on Monday. (long pause) I am sooooo jealous.

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March 11

Well, that was weird.

Friday, when I got home from work, I went to take my pants* off, as is my habit upon arriving home, and thought "Huh, that's weird".

My fly was down.

All the way down.

I wonder how long it had been like that?

And I wonder why nobody mentioned it.

Or why I hadn't noticed.

Weird.

*Just be happy I wear pants at all, m'okay?

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March 10

In case you're wondering what Beardo is doing tonight...

From: Tuckle
Sent: March 07, 2007 01:31 PM
To: Beardo
Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

Any weekend plans?

From: Beardo
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 1:32 PM
To: Tuckle
Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

My buddy is coming down with his gf to go to karaoke. I haven't met her and
he's actually serious about this one so it should be interesting.

From: Tuckle
Sent: March 07, 2007 01:39 PM
To: Beardo

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

Sounds like a good time.
What are you going to sing?

From: Beardo
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 1:41 PM
To: Tuckle

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

I have no idea yet but probably Copacabana, sweet caroline, two princes
because there isn't a good party without the Spindoctors :)

From: Tuckle
Sent: March 07, 2007 01:48 PM
To: Beardo

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

I like that you said you have no idea...then proceeded to rhyme off three
songs!
I agree about the Spindoctors. They rawk.

From: Beardo
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 1:53 PM
To: Tuckle
Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

Yeah those are just a few of them. Livin La Vida loca is always fun to sing
as well, or Buddy Holly by Weezer, or I think I love you by the partridge
family....or Strokin by Clarence Carter.....I'm a machine and a diverse one
at that.

From: Tuckle

Sent: March 07, 2007 02:22 PM
To: Beardo
Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

Wow....apparently you're the Karaoke King!

From: Beardo
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 2:25 PM
To: Tuckle

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

Yeah but should be interesting as I haven't been to karaoke in like a year
now I'd say.

Our stag n doe was messy though. So much karaoke, so insane.

I was singing beat it for some reason. Not good.

From: Tuckle
Sent: March 07, 2007 02:35 PM
To:Beardo

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

Possibly the funniest thing you've ever said: "So much karaoke, so insane".

From: Beardo
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 2:36 PM
To: Tuckle
Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

My buddy said "ok let's sing billy jean" I say "umm ok sure" and he writes
it down, puts it in. This was after a lot of booze and I think he screwed
up numbers and we get up there and beat it starts.

I just looked at him and went "you drunken bastard, now this is going to be
real bad"

From: Tuckle
Sent: March 07, 2007 02:40 PM
To: Beardo

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

This sounds like a blog entry.....

:)

From: Beardo

Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 2:42 PM
To: Tuckle

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

Everyone on your blog should love beardo by now!

Have I mentioned also singing Bohemian Rhapsody as well? Or what about
Daydream Believer, Build Me Up Buttercup or It Must have been love by
Roxette.

I've also been known to do a mean "everything I do I do it for you" with my
buddy. We once got a standing ovation for that one!

From: Tuckle
Sent: March 07, 2007 02:45 PM
To: Beardo

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

You'd never know by your speaking voice that you karaoke like an angel.
Weird.

From:Beardo

Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 2:45 PM
To: Tuckle

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

Haha what do you mean by that?

From: Tuckle

Sent: March 07, 2007 02:47 PM
To: Beardo
Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

I would never have guessed that you're a singer, that's all.

From:Beardo
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 2:59 PM
To: Tuckle

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

I embrace the entertainment aspect because I have no skills to sing.

From: Tuckle
Sent: March 07, 2007 03:05 PM
To: Beardo

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

I'm sure you're very entertaining.
Do you have any dance moves?

From: Beardo
Sent: Wednesday, March 07, 2007 3:05 PM
To: Tuckle

Subject: RE: 341428 Liberty, NC

I broke out the worm once at a wedding in a rental tux. That was
sweet.

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March 06

Psych

So, you may recall that I had a psychic reading in January. A few people I know visited the same psychic, and have had some things "come true" (I put that in "" because whether her predictions were lucky guesses or forgone conclusions, I haven't a clue)....which I find interesting.

One of the things the psychic predicted for me came true today, tho I wasn't as happy as I thought I'd be. Makes me wonder what else will come to be.....I have a tape of my reading, but alas, no tape player. Zut alors!

Stay tuned....

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March 04