Melany's profileTucklePhotosBlogListsMore Tools Help

Blog


    February 24

    JB, guest blogger

    JB (my dad), is in Bangkok right now. He emailed this morning:
     
    So, I'm walking on some small side streets looking for a highly regarded restaursant called "Cabbages and Condoms" (I swear that is the name) -
     when all of a sudden I am surrounded by about a dozen....................
     
     
     
     baby elephants!!!!!
     
     
     
     I shit you not.
     
     
     And....
     
     
     I did not have my camera!
     
     Seems I stumbled on the staging area for something or other, couldn't figure out just what tho.
     
     I was knocked about quite a bit - it was an alley, not a street - and was fending off elephants left and right, and lo and behold MAMA comes around the corner!
     
     Swear again....
     
     
     I about died where I stood
     
     Must have been at least 30 feet tall and weighed in at
     150,000 pounds.
     
     I had to hug the wall to get out of the way.
     
     All this with no alcohol - its election time here and they don't serve booze for a day before, during, and after.
     
     I got rubbed up pretty good and still smell like an elephant.
     
     Here I am, sweaty, smelling like the worlds largest pachyderm, happy as hell, but with no photographic evidence.
     
     And so it goes.