Dear Universe;

Whatever I have done to offend you so grievously, I apologize. I've been searching every nook and cranny of my brain, trying to figure out what I could have possibly done (cough,cough) to upset you so, and I can't think of anything. Pleasepleaseplease do not throw any more shit my way before the end of the year. I'm extending the olive branch, saying 'uncle', asking you nicely.

Thanking you in advance,

Tuckle