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October 27 Hoping history doesn't rePEEtI have to go for my annual physical this week.
I sure hope I don't spill my urine sample on my pants like I did last year.
*fingers x'd* This Might Explain Why We're TogetherRob and I are having a conversation about what color scarf he should buy my mom, when he says "Guess what Helen Keller's favorite color was"
"What color?", I ask.
"Corduroy" he replies.
*silence*
He continues "You know, because it's bumpy like braille".
Sweet Fancy Moses, we're two of a kind! October 23 Well, that wasn't weird...More proof that my brain doesn’t work like anyone else’s brain:
Co-Worker: Hey! How about Smashing Pumpkins, eh?
Me: Yeah, I have some eggs rotting at home.
Co-Worker: *puzzled look*
---Awkward pause---
Co-Worker: Seriously?
Me: Totally. You have to get them a few weeks in advance and let them rot.
---Awkward pause---
Me: You know, so you can throw them at stuff on Halloween.
Co-Worker: Um, yeah…..I was talking about the band Smashing Pumpkins.
Zoinks! October 15 might as well ask for a unicorn for christmas...I'd like some sort of indication that things will be okay.
I've never been good at the whole faith thing, and I barely trust myself let alone whatever else is out there.
Gah. October 13 What didn't you do today?I just received the following email from Anti P, and it made me laugh;
Things I didn’t do today:
The first 2 I’m really proud of, the others are just icing on the cake. Here's what I didn't do today: 1. Go to the movies. 2. Open the mail. 3. Eat an apple. 4. Drive my car. I'm not particularly proud of any of that stuff. So, what didn't YOU do today?
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